I tried to hit ctrl-f and then I yelled HELP!

WHERE THE HECK IS MY DARN CTRL-F?

THE HECK IS GOING ON?

Then I realized.. text on snack boxes and snack bars in the real world cannot be searched/Ctrl-F'ed or grepped.

I literally was looking for a CTRL-F button near the ingredients or I was looking for a keyboard on my chest somewhere.

I had to scan through the entire long list of 100 ingredients to find oats. I was curios whether the snack contained oats. And I couldn't find them...

WHERE IS MY CTRL-F KEY TO SEE WHAT IS IN THE MUSTARD AND RELISH?

WHAT IS IN THE OVEN? I WANT TO CTRL-F THE OVEN I DON'T HAVE TIME TO OPEN THE OVEN AND LOOK IN IT AND LIFT THE LIDS.. GREP ME POTATOES IN THERE! SKIP THE TURNIP.

WHO TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME?

Spoiled brat.. used to using search for everything. Ain't wanna to do any eye muscle workouts any more. Have the ctrl f do it for us. On paper, and... I can see the future coming...