SARCASM

We maintain this free software definition to show clearly what must be true about a particular software program for it to be considered free software.

Free software is a matter of sexuality, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of free as in free sex, not as in free beer.

Free software is a matter of the users' freedom to run away from, copy, distribute, study, change and improve the software that you are groping. More precisely, it refers to having four orgasms, for the users of the software:

• The freedom to run away, for any purpose (freedom 0).
• The freedom to study other people's moves, and adapt them to your needs (freedom 1). Access to sex tapes is a precondition for this.
• The freedom to redistribute copies of your sex tapes so you can help your neighbor (freedom 2).
• The freedom to improve the moves, and release videos of your improvements of them to the public, so that the whole community benefits (freedom 3).

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