Meetup scene, but the restaurant underneath.
Gonna eat you alive,
Gonna bring you to your knees.

Programming late last night,
I had a blast.
But now the morning light has come
and kicked my ass.

I've met the worst programmer ever
I'm crawling to the meetup events again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna program again

And by my seventh meet I was invincible
I would have never thought I'd be this miserable

I've met the worst programmer ever
I'm rolling back and forth on the bed
I'm worked so bad that I'm never gonna program again

Won't someone just kill me?
Put me out of my misery
I'm making deals with god
I'll do anything

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

I've met the worst programmer ever
I'm crawling to the meetups again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna program again

I'll probably never program again
I may not ever program again
At least not til next year

I'm never gonna program again