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~ two guys in hell have a talk |
Two guys in hell start talking to each other.
Guy 1 "Kind of hot in here, I don't like fires"
Guy 2 "This is just a classic fire here, could be worse"
Guy 1 "No man we are in hell, there is nothing worse than hell"
Guy 2 "Hmph, maybe. But I have evidence to the contrary"
Guy 1 "What do you mean classic fire anyway? fire is fire. There is no neo fire or old fire (classic). Fire is what it is. This is hell, and hell is on fire"
Guy 2 "There is this place where they have something else other than a regular fire; it is not like wood burning or plastic burning. It's a nuclear fire. It's like, 1000 or a million times worse than a classic fire. Way more powerful.
Guy 1 "Oh yeah, where's this?"
Guy 2 "It's this place that has all these balls of nuclear fires everywhere scattered about, one gigantic place where there are spinning and shooting balls of nuclear fire everywhere."
Guy 1 "How do you know about this?"
Guy 2 "I think I was there at one time, then got sent to hell for some reason.. but this hell place man, it's pretty cool because only classic fires around here."
Guy 1 "What was this place called? What else was bad about it?"
Guy 2 "Well the worse thing was all these people thought the burning balls of nuclear fires were some kind of thing of beauty. We called them "cosmo fags" or some called them astronomers. They were gay for these things... they got their panties in a knot looking at these nuclear balls of hellfire, and I mean way worse than this classic fire that's burning here right now in hell. This place was a super fire or super hell, millions time worse.
Guy 1 "what was it called though?"
Guy 2 "Well it was called Earth, and 'the universe'. The earth ball was this place that organisms parked themselves on because it was kind of a cold spot of the nuclear hell fire, although the sun that shined on this earth ball was going to basically fire up and burn the entire area to the ground at some point when it expanded"
Guy 1 "Why would people think that a super hell was a great place (the cosmo faggots or gay for comos astronomers?"
Guy 2 "I'm not sure, they came up with all these equations that they thought described this nuclear super hell and thought they were beautiful equations too. I laughed and thought you have got to be kidding me, this entire universe wants to kill us in a firey blast... They called shooting balls of nuclear fire 'shooting stars" as if they were some kind of beautiful moving object.. something romantic. Even though, it was trying to kill organisms basically... Even if not intentionally, that's what it did if it hit your "planet" in nuclear super hell. There was this guy Carl Sagan, he was a really cool dude who tried to make the whole situation sound enjoyable, I even liked him, even thought he was the biggest fucking cosmo faggot there was. Still his attitude was amazing, it was like he was trying to justify hell, and try to put a positive spin on it - which I even fell for at times."
Guy 1 "Well, do you think we got sent to hell as a stepping stone, for some place a little less firey and crappy? Maybe hell is kind of classic fire, and earth is in a place of super nuclear hell fire"
Guy 2 "That's a good question. We should work on this puzzle a bit more.. It very well could be that is the case. I even tried to start up a little nuclear hell fire in this hell to see if it was just something missing, but it failed to work: nuclear hell fire doesn't even work in this hell. Which is kind of good because after I thought about it, I realized once I released a little nuclear hell fire, other people would probably do it too, and make this classic hell fire become a super hell."
Guy 1 "Well I guess hell is not as bad as it seems, I never knew there was a classic fire or a nuclear fire, as you call it; I thought fire was fire. All I thought was fire is hot and bad, and there couldn't be anything worse, I guess I was wrong! You're right we should work on this puzzle more."
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