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~ the everdork parodies and truths |
This will be a TODO series of parodies (all which are likely true and not parodies, therefore). All are by the pseudoname author, M. Everdork
Todo items and stories:
A) Bill Gates Worked For Borland All Along and created TurboPascal under a false identity
B) Stephen Harper and Justin Trudeau have baby together but they get twins and call them by their junior names, Stephen Trudeau, and Justin Harper
C) ADOBE Photoshop is Photoshopping our reality and adding in schizophrenic images into the universe and a Lawsuit takes place against Adobe, for Photoshopping the universe itself. Not only are people photoshopping cat memes, but the universe itself is quantum mechanically photoshopped. The next time you see a logo or decal on someone's rear window, you will have no way of telling if it is photoshopped into the universe or if it is a real decal. Anyone who questions this is thrown in a mental institution for schizophrenia delusions.
D) More stories that I have to write here
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