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~ proud home owner movie |
A man buys a used home. The seller is in distress.
The buyer is extremely helpful and even helps the seller load his Harley Davidson motorcycle into the back of his truck to move it to the seller's new location, because the buyer's truck is currently not running, adding to the distress as it breaks down right when he is moving all his furniture out of the home. The buyer can see that the seller is in severe distress and murphy's law is taking hold.
There is something a little bit odd but nothing too out of the ordinary about the home. The kitchen cupboard has sort of a missing cupboard area (wasted space) in the bar where you sit in the kitchen. It is near the sink and dining room area where you would have bar stools and sit.
The seller has his truck that's broken towed to his new location. The biker has two bikes and has no easy way of transporting both of them, he can only drive one at a time. The buyer and the seller go together in the buyer's truck with the bikes in the back (either on one trip or two trips, doesn't really matter - more trips means more conversation time). While talking during the drive, the biker finds an old Nirvana Nevermind CD (album cover has a dollar bill on it, but is meaningless to the buyer as it's just a silly album cover after all) in the interior of the car that is dusty and old. The biker laughs because he knows the dollar bill has everything to do with something that is coming up...
After the buyer helps the seller move his bike(s) to his new location and basically the house deal is now finished and they will never see each other again, the seller starts up the bike (loud as hell), walks (with the bike) over to the buyer and whispers in his ear with the bike roaring feathering the throttle "that kitchen island where the bar stools are needs to be renovated". The buyer says "no actually I like it a lot". The seller says "no, it needs to be renovated." The buyer says "why?". The seller (biker) says "Nevermind" with a serious look on his face. Then the biker (seller) puts on a patched vest and rides away on the bike roaring away loud as fuck. The buyer is perplexed as he just helped a gang member move his shit... The buyer is not really sure what the biker was talking about with regards to the bar/kitchen island area.... But seemed strange.
Months later the buyer is still going over in his head the strange conversation he had with the biker (seller). He wonders what could possibly need to be renovated as the kitchen in the house is absolutely beautiful. It's not a large home or fancy home but the kitchen is really nice. And by really nice I mean it's a really fucking nice kitchen, something that no man would ever want to renovate ... as if he renovated it he would feel like chopping down someone's hand work that they spent 74 years on.
The buyer (now proud home owner) just decides to forget about it. Then weeks later he again starts questioning the whole ordeal. Why would a gang member, with the power to kill people on a whim, with a loud bike, with a beautiful kitchen... why would he possibly say "needs" to be renovated? That makes absolutely no sense. He would only say "needs" if he meant there was either something seriously wrong (water leak) under the island/bar area, or if for some other reason.
The buyer (proud home owner) looks for some access panels to inspect the bar/island but there is nothing. The hollow area with no cupboard still seems strange as for a small home you'd want all the cupboard space possible. What did the biker mean by "it needs to be renovated" but "never mind". What the fuck was he implying?
The buyer gains confidence and goes out to the garage to get an axe. "Nevermind" album is put on the stereo. The buyer smashes the shit out of the drywall (or the panel) as the nevermind album music speeds up and is heavy sounding (smells like teen spirit). Of course with the axe in his hand he hesitates for quite a while taking fake swings as the music is playing (slow parts of the song). Then he just fucking loses it (as does the music). After smashing the island/bar he finds there is a safe inside the hidden area. Of course the safe is locked, very heavy duty, and no combination or key included. But being a handy man, the buyer who just took an axe to a beautiful kitchen, thinks that safes are a joke anyway. All one needs is an angle grinder, and time, to crack through or melt through the safe. Brute force will stop no one. Sure a few grinder wheels will be lost... maybe a $20.00 charge on the card for a set... maybe 50 bucks for a big set of angle grinder wheels...
When he gets into the safe there is gold bars and cash. A lot of fucking cash.
The biker (seller) was going to crack open the bar/island and repanel it up the exact same way as he was an expert renovator (he had spare paneling for this job exactly the same as the original). But when the buyer started helping the biker when he was in distress and took all the time out to even load an extremely heavy hard to move bike into the truck, the biker decided to reward the buyer of the home.
The first thing the buyer buys is a harley davidson, used, paid with cash. To use this money the buyer of the home will have to make cash transactions, otherwise it will be traceable. The buyer wants to make his harley sound like the biker's harley which seems impossible to emulate since the biker had it tuned specially with expensive custom everything.
Normally the man would report such cash as it could be drug money, prostitute money, laundered money, etc. But this man is fed up with the world as he has been taken advantage of most of his life, and he could care less - in fact the gangster biker he met is the first sensible person he has met in the past many years who wasn't a complete idiot in conversation. Although the buyer was proud to by the house and be a home owner, his life otherwise was not doing so well. The cash he finds in the kitchen island/bar is the best thing that happened to him.
Story questions and Todo
Do the biker (seller) and buyer (new proud home owner) meet up again later? Biker moves and cannot be found? This part of the story is yet to be decided. Buyer brings the seller (gang member) a special bike that runs on Stan Meyer similar technology and sounds just as loud and bad ass as a gasoline bike? Does the story need to be more complex or is the "finds cash inside kitchen bar/island" complex enough?
Does the biker leave spare paneling to repanel the kitchen after the damage (axe)? Is this paneling stored somewhere in the house too? Somewhere secret so that people would not suspect him repanelling the house (why keep spare panelling? unless you planned on repanelling the same thing after demolishing it for some reason...).
Proper microphone: to make this movie proper audio equipment is to be used as the sound of the bike is extremely important. If the sound is not right, ... the movie will have little meaning, and, producers of such a movie are to have the shit kicked out of them.
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