Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Everybody got to code
Did you hear about the midnight coder
The one that shut the kitchen door
He dont give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He dont go in the light of the morning
He split the time the console croaks

Talkin about the midnight coder
The one you never seen before
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall
Sighin down the wind so sadly
Listen and you'll hear him moan
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Everybody got to code

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Well, honey, its no talk and roll show
Well, Im talkin about the midnight gambler
Yeah, everybody got to code

Well did ya hear about the midnight gambler?
Well honey its no talk and roll show
Well Im talking about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before

Oh dont do that, oh dont do that, oh dont do that
Dont you do that, dont you do that (repeat)
Oh dont do that, oh dont do that

Well you heard about the boastin'...
Its not one of those 
Well, talkin' bout the midnight...sh...
The one that closed the firewall door
Im called the hit-and-run raver in anger
The code-sharpened tippie-toe...
Or just the code em dead, brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the midnight coder
Coming down your marble hall
Well hes pouncing like proud black panther
Well, you can say I, I told you so
Well, dont you listen for the midnight rambler
Play it easy, as you code
Im gonna smash down all your fake glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated door

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
He'll leave his footprints up and down your hall
And did you hear about the midnight gambler
And did you see me make my midnight code

And if you ever catch the midnight coder
I'll steal your mistress from under your nose
I'll go easy with your code fanged anger
I'll stick my code right down your pipe, baby and it hurts